‘Twas a Wonderful World (or Potty Training in Hell)

(Sung to the tune of What a Wonderful World)

I saw trees of green, red roses too

I saw them bloom for me and you

And I thought to myself, what a wonderful world

Now

I see stool of brown and yellow pee

The bright blessed smell, that overtakes me

And I think to myself, ’twas a wonderful world

The colors in the toilet, I shake my head and sigh

Are also in your trousers, like splattered chocolate pie

I see friends shakin’ hands, sayin’ “How do you do?”

They’re really saying “I smell poo.”

I hear babies cryin’, insane I go

I’m sorry pampers, I didn’t know

And I think to myself, you’re still my little girl

Yes, I think to myself, ’twas a wonderful world.

Oh yeah

(Original un-bastardized lyrics by George Weiss and Bob Thiele. My apologies fellas)